I never have before, but it seems that now some people think I need self-improvement. A new year resolution is something you think up to let the people know you are going to improve. I’m assuming they are also making improvements such as taking me for a walk every day. Anyway I’m thinking on it.
Here are my thoughts . . . How many resolutions do I need? How do I know what needs improvement? Will I get any kind of reward for making resolutions?
What if I don’t make the right resolution? What if I make the resolution and then I forget to keep it? What if I don’t get a reward for it?
Okay. I think i’ve got it. I have 4 legs, so I’ll make 4 resolutions. Here they are:
1. Don’t dive into Lucy’s bowl when she lifts her head.
2. Don’t wake Bob up at 5:30. Wait until 6:00.
3. Be more considerate about passing gas. (I think I figured out what “Ewwww, Puppy, Puppy!” means.)
4. Look at the camera every fourth picture.
Did I do good? About that reward . . .